Ten reasons

According to this article a new study has shown that Australians trust our defence forces more than the church. Here's ten reasons why:

1. Their higher authority physically exists
2. They haven't been convicted of molesting children
3. They're tax-payer funded not a tax dodge
4. They have a better uniform
5. They're trained professionals
6. There's no such thing as a church surplus shop
7. When you're invaded who do you want defending you?
8. Better toys
9. You get their benefits now, not after you've died
10. They serve and protect not preach and demonise