Pregnancy Q & A

It's amazing what you find when you check out refer links. For example:

• Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
• A: No, 35 children is enough.


• Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
• A: With any luck, right after it finishes college.


• Q: When is the best time to get the epidural?
• A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.


• Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
• A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.


• Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
• A: When the kids are in college.