Five Fav Things. . .

. . . Skribe has said to me when clothes-shopping:

1. "You realise those are mid-life-crisis pants."
2. "Nice hat. Pity it makes you look like an air-stewardess."
3. "Maybe when you become a grandmother."
4. "Unfortunately, that dress will make you look like a waitress in a Chinese restaurant."
5. "Hello, Lee Lin Chin."