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- The greatest living artist in Australia today, besides himself, is Adam Cullen, who will be remembered as the next Sidney Nolan
- Sidney Nolan himself, on the other hand, can go get fucked
- The arts community needs him like tits on a bull.
- He can't draw, but he knows his paintings will go up a thousand percent when he dies, so he keeps painting.
- Ian Thorpe and James Packer are faggots.
- It must be true because he said so on 6PR and didn't get sued.
- He doesn't like faggots, or being associated in any way with them.
- He does not like being called the 2nd Ned Kelly, because Ned Kelly was a poofter.
- But he likes to quote Ned's motto:
"You cannot choose your battlefields -
God will do that for you.
But you can plant your flag
Where no flag ever flew."
- His other favourite motto is: Never plead guilty.
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