Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Driving Rant

Q: What's worse than a driver that takes 10 seconds to move when the traffic light turns green?

A. The same driver having previously moved half-way into traffic when they mistakenly took off at a green arrow.

So eager to move off then but 30 seconds later it was too much bother to stop applying your makeup and hit the accelerator. Idiot!

There seemed to be a plethora of idiots around Osborne Park today. Drivers blatantly driving the wrong way down one way streets, narrowly missing on-coming cars. Turning right at 'No Right Turn' intersections and thus causing peak-hour traffic to back up, and then realising that they were never going to get across and roaring off in a huff and almost hitting another car.

I think I'll avoid Osborne Park for a while.

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