When Love Hurts & Other Shocking Puns

So I lean over to kiss my partner and ZAP! Static electrical discharge right on the upper lip. Owie. Five minutes later and we got zapped again.

What have I learned? Do not kiss lover in room furnished with carpet and plastic chairs and filled with electronic appliances and too many damned cables running everywhere, on a cool and possibly humid day, without first grounding oneself. Otherwise, poke him with a metallic object first, such as a key, to painlessly discharge any static electrical build-up. Otherwise... ZAP!

We've already heard plenty of bad puns on the subject. Move along now. Thank you.