Bad day for penises

In the last day we've had two stories come out of the US that involves the blatant denial of penis rights:

• The first to surface was a story about a talking penis being gagged by a three-judge panel of the Michigan Court of Appeals. Dick Smart, as the penis was nicknamed, told jokes on a cable tv station.
• In the second story, manufacturers of the Whizzinator have been subpoenaed by US lawmakers because the Whizzinator can be used to circumvent drug tests.

So lads, it's probably best to keep it in your pants for a while.

Be careful out there.