Wanking for fun and profit
From the I-told-you-so-files, a pornstar in Mexico has just launched a new range of moisturising cream. Made from human semen. The actress, Lyn May - who is in her sixties, swears that it erases wrinkles and leaves skin soft (and a little sticky). If proven effective we may see a sudden spurt in the guide dog industry.
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