Wednesday, May 25, 2005

LotW

So you're sitting there, flicking through the community paper when your eye catches a series of abbreviations in the personals column: DTE; GSOH; SD/SS; NS; F/S. So you spend the next few minutes working with your soulmate trying to work out what they mean. And then your partner points out this entry:

GUY, 19YO, BLONDE, BLUE
eyes, Marilyn Monroe
lookalike, couldn't get a job,
plays 2 instruments, sks
female to drive on freeway.
Likes Phantom of Opera &
Candle in the Window by Elton
John. I live SOR.

1 comment:

skribe said...

TP reckons the ad is 'so refreshingly different' and that he's going for the honest angle. I personally believe he's going for the whiner-who-needs-to-be-punched-in-the-head angle =).