Get a transplant, learn a language

Sick of the amount of time it takes to learn a new language? Then you should consider receiving an organ transplant. A french woman claims that she received Diana's (ie Princess of Wales) kidney in September 1997 and after the operation she found herself speaking in English:

"I found myself speaking English to my friends, something I don't normally do because I have no reason to," she says. "I cannot explain why I did this."

Of course the most conclusive proof that it was Diana's kidney came when she suddenly had an uncontrollable desire to shag James Hewitt. Shiver!