Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Kylie Has Breast Cancer

The story here.

So far, the response seems to be universal:

1. Shock;

then
2. The Jokes.

ie. Kylie has breasts?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

still in shock.
no joke.

ToxicPurity said...

Thanks, David. Also heard were:

"How could her doctor tell? I thought those little lumps on her chest were her tits."

and

"Well, it was good for Delta's career."

and so on and so forth.

Keet, bad taste humour's just a way of dealing with bad news. Better be prepared for a lot more of it down here :)

Anonymous said...

Kylie? Cancer? I thought she was a Gemini.

Anonymous said...

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive? Put a nipple on it.

How do you get rid of 5 pounds of fat? Remove the nipple.

Anonymous said...

Kylie's ass has been receiving so much attention over the years that her tits just wanted equal time.