Hamlet As A Text Adventure Game

After attempting to brazenly kill too many fellow Shakespearian characters, I scored a laughable 6%, and have been rated "A Comedy of Errors". To be fair, I haven't played a text adventure game since... since... um, yeah, that long ago.

Think you can fare better? Then take on The Most Lamentable and Excellent Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark and see how far you get.

Well, it's this or wash dishes.