A Cheney Headlines Digest

Actual headlines on the Cheney shooting affair, collected on rec.humor.funny:

Shoots, Hides and Leaves
-- Washington Post

Arms-bearing Americans are rarely wrong
-- Telegraph

Guns don't shoot people: Vice Presidents shoot people
-- Capitol Hill Blue

Real Men Don't Hide Behind Scott McClellan
-- The Nation

Shooting pains
-- Globe and Mail, Canada

Pundits Bird-Dog Vice President
-- Detroit News

Hit Me With Your Best (Buck) Shot
-- Houston Chronicle

Cheney Gets His Gun
-- The Nation

Ready, Aim, Misfire
-- San Francisco Chronicle

Orange You Glad Cheney's Not Here?
-- Chicago Tribune

Cheney not licensed to shoot birds (or friends)
-- Australian

Analysis: Cheney's little shot not a big deal among mishaps
-- Buckeye Firearms Association

Cheney Bags a Lawyer
-- The Herald (Scotland)

Cheney can't hide from smoking gun
-- Virginia Pilot

See Dick. Run!
-- The Smoking Gun

Loose Cannon
-- Washington Post

So he shot a man
-- Town Hall, a GOP online blog

Cheney Shoots Quail and Everyone Else Ducks
-- Sydney Morning Herald