A Cheney Headlines Digest
Actual headlines on the Cheney shooting affair, collected on rec.humor.funny:
Shoots, Hides and Leaves
-- Washington Post
Arms-bearing Americans are rarely wrong
-- Telegraph
Guns don't shoot people: Vice Presidents shoot people
-- Capitol Hill Blue
Real Men Don't Hide Behind Scott McClellan
-- The Nation
Shooting pains
-- Globe and Mail, Canada
Pundits Bird-Dog Vice President
-- Detroit News
Hit Me With Your Best (Buck) Shot
-- Houston Chronicle
Cheney Gets His Gun
-- The Nation
Ready, Aim, Misfire
-- San Francisco Chronicle
Orange You Glad Cheney's Not Here?
-- Chicago Tribune
Cheney not licensed to shoot birds (or friends)
-- Australian
Analysis: Cheney's little shot not a big deal among mishaps
-- Buckeye Firearms Association
Cheney Bags a Lawyer
-- The Herald (Scotland)
Cheney can't hide from smoking gun
-- Virginia Pilot
See Dick. Run!
-- The Smoking Gun
Loose Cannon
-- Washington Post
So he shot a man
-- Town Hall, a GOP online blog
Cheney Shoots Quail and Everyone Else Ducks
-- Sydney Morning Herald
1 comment:
I think the most interesting part of this entire incident is how the conservative bloggers have tried to spin it as trivial, it's all the fault of the MSM or at least he didn't kill anyone, unlike Ted Kennedy. Pathetic, really.
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