Monday, September 19, 2005

You know you are...

...becoming overly competitive when:

  • you have an urge to scream 'Losers!' when your bus overtakes another;
  • you speed walk home so that 'the bitch' that got a break in traffic and thereby a significant headstart doesn't beat you;
  • you swim an extra five minutes so you don't look bad compared to the seventy-year old grandmother that has been outpacing you for the last hour.

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