Thursday, September 15, 2005

Wicked

Is anybody else freaked out by the extended version of KFC's Wicked Wing commercial? The one with goth chick. Up until recently they've been running the short version and I think I understand why.

Let me set the scene. Family, consists of parents and son - about 8yo, sit down at the table to have some KFC Wicked Wings. Upstairs we see a door with lots of keep out stickers. Door opens and goth chick exits. She looks about 15. In slowmo she descends. Family watches. As chick sits mother passes father a chip. He takes the chip while watching his daughter. The father's expression looks like one of pure unadulterated lust - not for the chip, but for his daughter.

Perhaps I'm just making assumptions and she's not his daughter. Perhaps she's...um...er...the live-in baby-sitter? A foreign exchange student? Their fetishist sex slave? I bet we get a lot of Google hits on that last one. Or perhaps they're just a good, old-fashioned bible family. You know, like Lot and his daughters.

The ad is just weird.

1 comment:

skribe said...

How can you tell?