World's Ugliest Dog 2005

And now for something completely different.

Meet Sam. He's apparently a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese Crested who has won the Sonoma-Marin Fair World's Ugliest Dog competition three years running. His deliriously proud owner is Susie Lockheed of Santa Barbara, California.

Awww... who's a cute little zombie mutant alien burns victim then?