It's Another Long Day At The Office

SO I went and took an IQ Test under a pseudonym.

This is what they had to say:

Congratulations, Purity!
Your IQ score is 138

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

Find out more in your personalized 15-page IQ Report. It's ready right now!

Exceptional math and verbal skills? Me? The girl who practically flunked every subject except English and Art, and who still can't translate her own Chinese name? And they expect me to hand over my credit card details to get a more in-depth report? FWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!