Rabbit Hell

It was pension day in Whitfords yesterday because during our visit to Whitfords City we seemed to be surrounded by the entire memberhsip of Greypower. That and several busloads of large breasted teenagers dressed in denim skirts, that were about three sizes too small for them. What can I say about the rabbit warren that is the Whitford City shopping centre? AVOID AT ALL COSTS! The people there are ugly, rude, deaf and have a serious body odour problem. And that's just the staff. The shoppers are worse. If you're from Whitfords and Whitford City is 'your place' then I'm truly sorry. Life has punished you too much already.