Team Australia

I had to fight off the infidel Americans and stop them from destroying the house. I am just one man, but I managed to disable the platoon of M1A2 main battle tanks with just the holy Koran. Then I was forced to beat up a company of Green Beret assassins before I could implement the rescue, throwing myself in the way of the CIA bullet that threatened to exterminate Douglas Wood's life. I did it. It was me and just me.

-- Sheik Taj el-Din Al Hilaly, the real translation.