Chas And Cammie Sitting In A Tree

K. I. S. S. I. N... ewwww. Get me a sick bag.
The Second Royal Engagement has been announced.
On the one hand, who cares what a bunch of overpaid non-tax-paying inbred leeches get up to? Besides, Charles has already done his royal prerogative and produced not one but two heirs to secure his position.
On the other hand, it's the romance of two millenia, lasting 35 years and surviving public antipathy, media mockery, constitutional crises, and forced marriages to other people. How many relationships can claim such enduring will and strength of feeling? Hell, they've even managed to get the law changed so he can remarry (and to a Catholic). That'll probably be what Charles will be remembered for. That, and being portrayed by Clive Owen in the Hollywood version.
Let us - his unwilling subjects - be grateful that Charles and Camilla are way past breeding age.