Hmm...

... so here we are in the 21st century, where you can't take two steps without brusing your shins on the latest must-have technological gizmo, and buzzwords with blinking lights swarm thicker than flies in summer.

Welcome, me, to the wonderful world of the literate exhibitionist. How did I get talked into this? No idea. Any minute now, I expect I shall decide to follow up this post by ripping my clothes off in real life and skipping naked in the park.

Damn. The problem with writing this down is that now I want to write this down.