1. Send a blank SMS to Skribe.
2. Make calls to numbers in memory, and then babble incoherently at whoever answers.
3. Make video phone calls to my voicemail.
4. Take a snapshot on phonecam of blurry pavement.
5. Tried to connect to the net, but settled for leaving bluetooth up.
PS* If anyone thinks phone gadgetry is becoming too complicated, they should just leave it in the hands of a toddler.
1. Pushing all the buttons on the washing machine all the time will give it a nervous breakdown. And then it'll come after you and gobble you up.
2. Toothpaste is poisonous, except when it's on the toothbrush. So stop trying to eat the toothpaste.
3. The sprinklers are sleeping. If you wake up the sprinklers by jumping on them, they'll leap out of the ground and spit venom in your face.
4. Dragonflies are baby aeroplanes.
5. The vacuum cleaner is alive. And hungry. But also blind and stupid. So it's easy to escape.
