Thursday, February 05, 2009

Five Reasons Why Our Son Might Be American

It has come to our attention that our son, JOOB, may in fact be an American. Here's why:

  1. Loves his freedom
  2. Can't speak English properly
  3. Refuses to walk anywhere
  4. Doesn't understand irony
  5. Everything is 'Mine! Mine! MINE!'

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