Have you been saved?

While walking through the Hay St Mall today with JOOB one of the usual religious nutters that populate the western part made the mistake of trying to preach to me.

"Have you been saved?", he asked faling to hand me a pamphlet.

"Yes I have", I said, "I was heading straight for the net and the fucking goalkeeper got in my way."

I managed to escape while he tried to work that one out.