JOOB Phone

JOOB has taken to using one of our old computer mice as a phone substitute. Blow me down but he actually received a call on it. Here are the pics:

JOOB receives some disturbing news from his stockbroker about his share portfolio

JOOB tells his stockbroker what he thinks of him.

Fly around Everest

I've been playing with Google Earth's new flight sim feature.

RC helicopters are hard to fly, right?

WTF?

JOOB sultanas

Joob not only likes eating sultanas but he also enjoys the box too.

Never Smash a WD40 Can

Skribe Productions Promo

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In Second Life choosing your video partner is easy. Choose the best: Skribe Productions!

Mine!

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This is a 20 second short action film. I suppose the special thing about it, other than it is incredibly cool and fun (even if I do say so myself) is that everything was done by me...every character all filmed by me. Those familiar with Second Life will know just how hard that is. But enough patting myself on the back. Enjoy.

Doing Business in Second Life

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A documentary on how to do business in Second Life.

Our Second Life

Skribe and ToxicPurity outside their secondlife office on Conference Island.

Dylan Hears A Who

Enjoy.

Parallel Parking

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A tutorial on how to parallel park a vehicle in scondlife.

Time wasters

Here's some machinima that I've been pouring my time into of late.

Happy Chinese New Year

And the Oscar goes to...

Here's your chance to vote on the Oscar contenders.

A Typical Day in My Second Life

We have teeth!

It took 10 months but his bottom front teeth are finally coming through. Photos soon - hopefully.

Always wanted to be a writer?

Then write!

Everyone's just wild about Harry

With news that the last Harry Potter book is due for release in July I thought I'd share this:

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book. Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok I have found, definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

-- Found here

...save our gracious Queen

Wouldn't it be great to have a national anthem with a swear word in it? Well, the Poms, always at the sharp end of popular culture, have done it yet again.