HNY

I'm not one to indulge in the tradition of setting resolutions to be achieved in the forthcoming year, but I can't help myself this year - albeit a little early.

skribe's top ten things to do in 2008:

1. Get laid (again)
2. Get monumentally rich
3. Achieve world domination (again)
4. Speak unaccented anything including English
5. Not die (this really should have been number 1)
6. Do 6 impossible things before breakfast each day - maybe more.
7. Breed (again)
8. Meet myself and not lose a fight this time.
9. ??
10. Profit!

Never Smash a WD40 Can

...save our gracious Queen

Wouldn't it be great to have a national anthem with a swear word in it? Well, the Poms, always at the sharp end of popular culture, have done it yet again.

Are Perth Drivers the Worst in Australia?

Hot Cross

Seen on the 5th January. I have to wonder how long before we start seeing them BEFORE Christmas.

Overheard in...

Teenage Girl 1: ...well my mother can't complain because she was pregnant at sixteen as well.
Teenage Girl 2 (to her nearby boyfriend): Hey [name], I want to have a baby. You have to get me pregnant.